Flashlight & A Biscuit

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Diablo Sandwich: The true story of a 'Smokey and the Bandit' legend
We're makin' it fast, 'cause we know you're in a got-damn hurry
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Did Dolly Parton write 'Jolene' and 'I Will Always Love You' on the same day?
Investigating a case study in genius productivity
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Jay Busbee
'Until I see God or the checkered flag'
Sometimes, you know genius the moment you hear it.
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State Fair of Texas 2023: Let's power-rank the fair foods!
Line your stomach and make sure you know where the nearest Port-A-Potty is, it's time to eat some fair food
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A toast to Jimmy Buffett: Partygoers depart, but the party goes on
Breathe in, breathe out, move on.
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Van Halen songs, ranked (Flashlight & A Biscuit, No. 41)
From the worst to the best, everything from America's finest whomp-rock band
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I tried Chick-Fil-A's Honey Pepper Pimento Chicken Sandwich and lived to tell the tale
Plus: RIP Jimmy Buffett, the best to ever do it
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Scrambled Dog: Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Too much is never enough.
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Best practices for sneaking alcohol into a college football game (Flashlight & A Biscuit, No. 39)
The crowd speaks — well, slurs — on a matter of utmost importance
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Waffle House one-star reviews: a collection
How can you be angry at a Waffle House? Well, these cranks found a way
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EPCOT's Drink Around The World: A noble alcohol pursuit
You must be this sober to ride.
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Lake Lanier: Secrets of the South's most haunted lake
Don't think too much about what might lie beneath still waters.
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Jay Busbee
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