A handy timeline for the most chaotic day of the year
One Turkey Bowl with old HS friends I had to go to the ER when someone got too Lawrence Taylor and put my eye tooth through my lip. My wife asked which was worse, the injury or the stitches but it was neither. It was all the guys who got to jump the line thinking they were having a heart attack that was really just indigestion from too many best turkey sandwiches of all time.
Have a Happy, Healthy Thanksgiving ! God Bless.