Please note I did not say "win" a Waffle House brawl
Alas, my favorite Waffle House entree is no longer available since they ditched tortillas: a warm tortilla with scrambled eggs, sausage, and scattered n' smothered (onions) hash browns all wrapped up within. I used to eat those at 2am after covering late games, and lordy, what a way to cap off the night.
Covered, smothered, and capped. Sadly there are no Waffle Houses within a 6+hr drive of me, but I never pass a chance to eat at one when I travel